Today, my grandma went for a walk after being told that she has a bad heart and a fall could be fatal. She fell, fracturing both wrists, and is now in casts and can't do anything herself. Turned out it was only fatal to my college semester. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML
Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health, and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML
Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML
Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, I know my grandma has been getting frail as she rapidly approaches the ripe old age of 80, but I had no idea it was so bad that she could break her arm by sneezing. When I tried to explain this to the ER doctors, they all started snickering. Yeah, I don't believe it either, doc. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, my mom fell and hit her head on our coffee table when walking inside. She tripped on a 1 cm gate rail. She split her head open and there was so much blood. This is the third bad fall in 2 weeks. She still smokes, despite having COPD, and the ER doctor telling her smoking is depriving her brain of oxygen. FML
Today, I decided to be nice and "drop" a twenty in my grandma's house for her to find. She injured her back while picking it up. FML
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Top comments
Ahmed Kablar 7
He is complaining that she was told she was a high risk patient and still went walking alone, now she is bothering someone and costing them money and resources when it didn't have to be like that. Old people won't listen.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Are you...are you upset your grandma didn't die?
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Comments (23)
David Sanchez Sr. 4
**** that old hag let her die and rot. school is more important. that old bitch has no future bro you do.
Xikira 7
For the people that are not understanding. The op is upset that their grandmother refused to listen to reason and caused herself great harm. They are also extremely upset because this will put them back in college. All the money they put into this Semester is gone. Now they will have to save up and repay that amount again for another semester. College tuition is extremely expensive and not everyone is qualified for scholar ships and federal aid.
davecross 11
Lock the crazy grandma in her room and let her out 3 times a day for food and to use the bathroom. Also don't forget to put bars on her windows
Smgreene 15
Most colleges will let you put school on hold for hardship over something like this and you wont have to repay for the classes. F.A. on the other hand you still have to pay. Sorry your grandma is hurt but the way you worded the fml makes you a dick.
Scáthach_1699204304 5
Be f****** grateful, both my grandmothers are dead, Christ.