Anonymous
Slough, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
New CV and Tinder needed
Mind your own business
Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML
irresponsible
United States
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Jobless
United States
There must be more to the story…
Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML
mjohnston
United States
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Completely Innocent
United States
Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML
todd
United States
Rivalry
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
cmart_9
Clayton, United States
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
benoit
France
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
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Latino_Nino 10
You mean ex-girlfriend right...?
Carmstro 13
Plot twist: OP IS the coworker.
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Comments (146)
Anumayis 34
your (now) ex-girlfriend is a dick
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
She's not a dick, she's a bitch. She however was either riding or sucking someone's dick! That's how she got herself in this mess. Lol
ghil15 8
******* hore!
Enslaved 38
Stickers Story- Hores I like hores. Hores have other hores frinds. Hores like carrots. You woudn't think they coud but they can put thir legs strait up. Hores make you feel good. My dad wants a hores but my mom says no. When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own hores.
baref00tmama 15
Oh, honey...no. HORSE is an animal. If you want to own a bunch of ******, you'll have to feed them more than carrots.
nonicks 3
what a ****..
ohSNAPyall 27
Now she has more time to spend at home with you!
e92bmw 6
man tht sucks...
Damian95 16
You know what they say, as soon as you slam one door in her stupid cheating face, another door opens :)
Tonasharkman 14
Her boss should have fired her ass
Ledoggie 7
This is one of them things I press both "I agree your life sucks" and "you deserved it" buttons because on one hand he got hurt but on the other he picked her in the first place
davincidasecond 24
You know, people tend to show their true colors (good or bad) as the relationship progresses. If everyone showed what they were really like from the starts, trust me, there would be much fewer broken hearts.
julfunky 29
"This person is clearly a cheating bitch but I'm going to get into a relationship with them anyway because I want to be hurt and betrayed." You are absolutely right, my friend. No flaws in that logic.
soapmactavish82 8
Really sorry for the bad luck man, hope I don't get reported for this comment. That tends to randomly happen
TheJordanBryant 11
Geez. You need to find you a good clean girl who is trust worthy and won't treat you like that. Sorry bro. You didn't deserve that.