Love: Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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Latino_Nino 10

Friday 9 August 2013 2:22

You mean ex-girlfriend right...?

Carmstro 13

Friday 9 August 2013 3:16

Plot twist: OP IS the coworker.

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ChicKenza 4

Sunday 27 April 2014 12:01

Aw man , sorry buddy

copenhagenkid 8

Wednesday 21 May 2014 7:02

Dumb that bitch

prettygurl89 16

Wednesday 25 March 2015 23:38

Dump that heifer

DoDaJulio 13

Sunday 9 August 2015 0:42

"caught"

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