Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom, demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a goddamn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
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Top comments
narkill 13
Ah, young love. A delightfully terrifying thing.
LadyNatasha 4
I'm curious as to what happened, afterwards. That really sucks, though. FYL.
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Comments (129)
kzai 16
Either you need manlier shirts, or she needs girlier blouses!
tj4234 36
OP is a lesbian... look at the name.
Sweetpea22 14
OP is a lesbian for you confused people. Look at the screen name, I don't think men will have one named lez probs
imAnthonyy 7
3 some.
Zebediabolical 45
...and this is why they invented cars. Cuz mom's don't walk in unexpectedly.
kelseeinez 10
HAHAHA
FalconCrunch 4
More than the mismatched shirts, your mom probably noticed the bulging strap-on that was still attached to your groin.
anishays 11
That sucks. It'd be so much worse if you guys weren't out. Feel for you OP
beachbum_101 16
lol shit happens!
jennyhunt 11
That's so unfortunate!:(
meherm 11
At least you guys weren't actually caught. Now that would've been really awkward.