Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom, demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a goddamn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
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narkill 13
Ah, young love. A delightfully terrifying thing.
LadyNatasha 4
I'm curious as to what happened, afterwards. That really sucks, though. FYL.
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Comments (129)
poklomo 5
It would havE been a little worse if she Didn't notice
Enslaved 38
Much better than getting caught in the act itself, right? Next time learn the art of sex with clothes on. Loose shorts that slide on her and easy buttoned down pants on you. :P
T1A2Z3 35
Why? So she can take out her non existent penis? Really great thinking.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
OP doesn't necessarily have to be a teenager you know. My fiancee and I lived in her parents house for a few months while we were looking for an apartment and preferred to have sex when her parents weren't home and we're both women in our late 20's. Her mom walked in more than once and it was awkward to say the least. Age has nothing to do with not wanting to have sex while your parents are around.
babeababe 16
Didn't this happen in a movie?
buddy51 23
OP- At least her mom didn't catch you sharing her hair curler!! Seriously though, I'm sure you can pass it off as innocent clothes swapping rather than confessing to wanton scissoring!!
pmnilsen 2
If u fit in her shirt she might need to start exercising more
T1A2Z3 35
Because if your girlfriend is the same size as you that means she's fat? Some girls are just the same size... How do you know it isn't OP that might need to exercise? Or maybe... they're both happy with themselves (Gasp!) I mean they did both find a girl who wants to **** them.
Eloras_Mom 0
This would either have to be two women or one of them dresses like the opposite sex. Otherwise I dont see how they got their clothes mixed up.
TVKill3r 15
Take a look at the name of the OP
xRezSynn 15
You didn't notice the size difference and the look of the shirts?
YeaSo3 14
should pretended to be gay lol..and was coming out to your "gf" lol first
contentedmama 8
Taking note of the name, I'd say OP is a lesbian.
worldclassrager 41
Their shirts..,doesn't really matter...yeah she noticed but that shouldn't cause tons of controversy...