Love: Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore....

By Sapphirlinda - 03/07/2010 23:25 - Netherlands

Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML

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By spaceforrent - 16/11/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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Cost of living crisis

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 05:00

Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 00:26 - United States - Eureka

Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 12:06 - Netherlands

Today, after spending two weeks renovating my room and $1000 on paint and a new floor, my landlord told me that he's sold the house. Also, he was kind enough to inform me that unless I paint the walls back to white, I won't be getting my $500 deposit back. FML

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The cheek of some people

By Anonymous - 23/05/2022 04:00

Today, I stayed at my mate's house over the weekend, but his mother threw me out, saying I’m was taking advantage of her hospitality. First, it’s her son's house, so it’s not even her hospitality, but also I was helping redecorate the whole house for free, so how was I taking advantage? FML

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Misbehaving

By anonymous - 05/02/2013 05:22 - United States - Hampton

Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML

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Cheap labor

By franzia - 25/09/2021 14:00

Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 18:00

Today, and ever since we announced our pregnancy, my mother-in-law has invaded our home, taken over my hobby room, and tries to run our lives. I tried to go to the pub for a pint, one solitary pint, and she came and dragged me out by my ear, because "drinking is a sin", and I hadn’t done the dishes yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

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palatapus 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 9:03

Doesn't sound like a friend to me.

canadaxkid 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 9:03

Aww, REVENGE

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Klv7 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 13:00

Pregnant bitches are smug. I think pregnancy should be considered a mental disease

nethervue 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 13:02

"oh, and I slept with her boyfriend"... OP, somehow I think YDI.

flzxoxo 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 14:15

wow wt a bitch! she used u:/ that's sad:S

Stumblebum30 5

Sunday 4 July 2010 14:40

I'm thinking there is more to this story than OP is sharing.

MiLiTaNtMiLf 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 14:47

I was watching judge judy the other day.. Ppl like that are just leeches; they suck whatever they can outta you drop that bird

tubeofKY 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 14:54

did you kick her? no? FYL!

dugumit 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 15:04

this doesn't make sense, are u telling the whole story? why would someone say ok ur not welcome anymore without a reason? unless she is a complete bitch. I bet there is more to this.

Drummer389000 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 15:47

I know a woman that would do that. she has no reason to hate me, yet she did from the very first time I met her basically... I think it's very possible for someone to be so ****** up as to be that much of a bitch.