Kallian
Australia
Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27
Just be glad your friends have this video for you to remember something from that night! Also, taste the rainbow!
Pleonasm 36
Two skittle shots? DOUBLE RAINBOW! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! HNGHHHH
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Comments (105)
LovesSushi 25
Sounds like a normal night out to me...
amandajlucas2015 2
Ya FML I got drunk.. Not FML worthy
bredahl 26
I love skittles vodka. It tastes like Jones Soda.
MalloryKnox 8
Yay for Jones Soda... But Skittles vodka? I've never heard of such a thing! When I was a youngster we put Jolly Ranchers in vodka.. Is it like that? Or is it an actual brand?
bredahl 26
It's like jolly ranchers but with skittles. and it takes at least a day and a half to make. Add some sprite and it tastes a lot like jones soda.
HelpMeJeebus 5
I remeber my first beer..
Tezoma 28
I think I would like to see this video.
perdix 31
Wait, when you drink, you become a color-blind racist? That's oxymoronic!
katties 27
This SO deserves to be in the top comments!
perdix 31
#25, thanks for your support. I don't know why people get so mad at people who lend encouragement. When I wrote this, I had just been woken up by a fire alarm in my building (turned out to be a false alarm), so I was kind of out of it, but it seems to have turned out OK. Thanks!
Kallian_fml 21
Yes perdix. I'm most definitely a colour blind racist.
perdix 31
#49, do you mean all the time, or only when you drink?
Kallian_fml 21
Hahaha. Only when I drink apparently. I'm on a bus home from the nightclub at the moment.
perdix 31
Hopefully, you didn't go on a rant about the "creamies." Good thing your friend could video your night, otherwise, you could have just ended up with a forgotten span of time.
katties 27
You never know with the people here, I guess. Well, I don't take offense, really - I didn't even know that people would feel so stongly about my comment X)
Enslaved 38
You probably only yelled the "red and green" part because those are known for bring holiday colors.(: At least video will capture your forgotten blackout! Yay!:P
DelphiCat 17
How is this a FML?
gpalife 3
Please post the video, I want to see this shit!!
CuriousAlien 7
Well it's better to have a video, then waking up next to some dude you don't know or don't like.
2ruLife 5
I would wonder about the videos of you that they didn't show you.