Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
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Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML
Today, I went to meet a potential client at Starbucks all the way across town about designing his website. I was extremely excited because I really need the work. I sat for an hour. Turns out he was across the street, at the other Starbucks. FML
Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18
Obviously you two didn't need the caffeine too bad, eh? Besides, a nice walk is good for you.
zingline89 18
That's a latte time and money to spend to end up with nothing to drink
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Comments (193)
jwilk05 4
Starbucks is for queers
hhhwat 0
Der... Need I say more
bluberry1995 4
Only in America ...
bubba9000 3
Haha classic stoner move, I've paid and left the supermarket without my groceries more times than I care to remember
shizzathon 5
This is one of those FMLs that I genuinely find hard to believe. surely the barista would have told you?
bleedwell 7
Starbucks does not sell coffee, they sell milkshakes. Anything that is 80 percent ice cream, with whipped cream on top, with a lid that looks like a tit is a ******* milkshake! Hah, just thought I'd put that out there.
Rokyre 5
how!? do u forget starbucks
Melikra 3
@ #162: Starbucks doesn't make anything with ice cream, just fyi. And those "milkshakes" do have coffee in them. As for the OP, how do you not notice you're not carrying a cup for 3 miles?
moongoddess 0
sadly i have done that myself. just not with coffee
McWorm 1
That was dumb !