By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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shananigans 0

Did you ask her what she thought a hooker was? She might have meant something else.

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Ron_fml 0

there's a Hooker version of Barbie now lol

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insertAlias 0

yeah. somehow your 5yo kid knows what a hooker is and can connect Barbie to one. either you totally suck at parenting or you made this story up.

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goalie20 0

Barbia the hooker!

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blueflare21 3

Where did be learn that from? Wth

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fxdxhk90 0

She probably doesn't know what it means, not a big deal.

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Jord111222333 0

HAHHAHAHHAHHA. that was the laugh of the day. I just LOLd in public ! I can see her all happy singing along and then she turns around dead serious and says 'i want to be a hooker' ! so prime . fav.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

LMAO! You just made my day! That's exactly what I was thinking!

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miso1337 0

lmao thats exactly how i pictured it! xD great minds think alike.. o.O

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justxdream 0

yeah im sure 5 year olds don't know what hookers are. this is bullshit.

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