Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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TheZarola 10
How do you know the other guy isn't going to school to have an even higher paying profession than yours? Don't be an ass. If your girlfriend breaks up with you, she breaks up with you.
bunniichan 0
****** *****. you deserve someone better!
Livvy112 0
if it helps im still single doctor lol
Rishy 0
#305 please die down a hole
jkweenjkwrntjkrw 0
Aw, don't worry. You'll find someone waaaay better. It was her loss, and she'll pay for it in the future. I'm sure you'll meet another amazing girl who you love even more, who won't leave you. On the negative side, I'm just assuming the guy with the cheap phone is something like a lawyer and earns a lot of money. xD
St3pHaNii3 0
She's gave a stupid reason for leaving and I doubt that's th reason why.
gryphaeon 0
just think... someday after you are a successful doctor, when you and your gorgeous wife (that you will surely meet while driving the porsche that you will buy) are out shopping for something nice at the mall, you will be able to walk by that kiosk and laugh at the dingbat because you can bet that her new boyfriend will have her working that kiosk before too long... don't sweat it man, trust me, you are better off without that kind of money grubbing trash.
Ruoska_fml 0
I'd hate to have paid for her shit for 15 years before finding out she's just a golddigger. Lucky you
fmylemons 0
She doesn't know who she just lost. She can suck it!! You need someone WAY better than her. (I'm sorry she did that) :)
pinkclouds 0
you deserve better!