Today, my father, who is not familiar with keyboards, had me register his new email account for him at the public library. His username choice? "Wang dang sweet poon tang". People heard. FML
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I'm laughing really hard at the comments! Yeah, my dads pretty awesome. He understands keyboards and computer basics but he seriously types with just his index finger, using both hands, just pick-poking around while squinting back and forth from screen to keyboard to see. Lol He's not a weird-pervert, but a 50 year old punk who wishes he were my age (18), and living in the 70s again. He actually snuck into the Mississippi Valley Fair in Iowa this recent year and didn't get caught hahaha. When I was a kid he used to "copy" entry stamps with pen to get us in free. 9th birthday he took me to a local heavy metal concert, not sure why they allowed 9 year olds in a mosh pit... Also saw Rush for my 11th or something.
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yahitscyndi 20
I would love if my parents had that type of humor. Your lucky op.
S0LUS 16
It probably just made someone's day, be happy op.
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thecitizen 15
Is it bad that I'm not seeing the problem here?
Richard6036 13
Is this mean making up for some severe inadequacies
dannyschick 7
You're dad sounds like a swell guy
JaysBae 19
Sounds like my dad!!
EarlFug 19
What I need to know is if he actually got Wangdangsweetpoontang without having to add numbers or whatever.
cassieleigh1 8
Extra letters. "wanggdangg".
creepyfreak 6
why would you let him do that are you retarded what if he needs to send business related information and has to use that as his email. it's not really a fml as it is you're an idiot for letting him do it.
Xion0014 20
At least it wasn't wham bam thank you mam xD
cassieleigh1 8
We didn't leave without that being said lol
cassieleigh1 8
I'm laughing really hard at the comments! Yeah, my dads pretty awesome. He understands keyboards and computer basics but he seriously types with just his index finger, using both hands, just pick-poking around while squinting back and forth from screen to keyboard to see. Lol He's not a weird-pervert, but a 50 year old punk who wishes he were my age (18), and living in the 70s again. He actually snuck into the Mississippi Valley Fair in Iowa this recent year and didn't get caught hahaha. When I was a kid he used to "copy" entry stamps with pen to get us in free. 9th birthday he took me to a local heavy metal concert, not sure why they allowed 9 year olds in a mosh pit... Also saw Rush for my 11th or something.
kishmobile444 16
Rofl! Sounds like something my dad would do!
tommyboy1289 5
I wish I had a dad like yours