Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with a group of friends, one of whom brought his dad along. His dad is a weight-lifting, wannabe alpha male fucknut who thinks that chokeslamming opponents is a legitimate close-quarters paintball tactic. My broken shoulder disagrees. FML
Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML
Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Flashbacks from 'Nam. Getcha every time.
mspiggy3712 11
Don't judge a book by its cover
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Comments (105)
TheDrifter 24
He didn't survive this long without learning a trick or two. Age and treachery beats youth and skill most every time.
brittyboo123 35
He sure showed you! Never underestimate the "elderly."
andits 21
Haha next time be careful about your judgements on really anybody especially old people cause we don't know more than half their story
fordneagles 34
Oh good, you realized you're a dumbass without us pointing it out. Bet you wish you'd worked that out before your grandfather kicked said ass.
Retroredneck 7
moral of the FML respect your grandparents
Siererrr 13
Never underestimate the experience of a wise grandpa!
AntiPrude 26
YDI, paintball is a sport for all.
alycion 39
Before my doc told me know, I was still playing and kicking ass days where I could barely walk. I hope to be able to play occasionally if we ever figure out what is wrong.
AntiPrude 26
Good on you for getting out there and living life, even though nature kicked you in the ass! I hope you find out too.
RedPillSucks 33
Got owned by gramps. Priceless
mythicaltimes 15
your grandpa's awesome. sorry OP that's rough.
Beepbeep7 14
You had that coming just for telling him he was too old.You never **** with someones age they'll call you out every time.