By Anonymous - 28/11/2013 16:53 - United States - Livingston

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Hey, at least you haven't moved to the other side of the world! I used to live in Texas but not I'm in Africa no lie. I know how it feels

"The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas." - UABB

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Holy ******* ballsack! Did you just use an Upon a Burning Body lyric!? Mad props brotherman. I highly doubt anyone else will get that. Texas blood money is one helluva song.

sarahbevan20 11

Wisconsin is the best. Sweet people, good food, a little chilly but you can cuddle up by a fire and have a cozy house. I love Wisconsin.

Zimmington 21

97, Well It's all a matter of opinion really. Although I will say it's better than I expected. Other states don't really learn much about Texas. I thought it would be cows, deserts, & people on horses before I moved here.

Lilypad is kinda a cute name, and Texas ain't that bad, so howdy and welcome to Texas! Hope you'll come to love being a Texan.

U could tell them my name is Lily.. just Lily

all I can think of is marshall's nickname for lily in how I met ur mother!! :-)

Just be thankful they didn't name you Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

AtheistKing96 4

Sorry that you had to move down here to Texas. It's a very bad place to live if you want to learn anything or talk to a positive person.