Love: Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized...

By Amanda - 26/11/2013 20:00 - United States

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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Shame! Shame! Shame!

By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By traitor - 23/04/2013 23:04 - United States - Boston

Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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MateRicks 18

Tuesday 26 November 2013 23:16

I wonder what OP did at that party?

fatkidfalling 11

Tuesday 26 November 2013 23:16

Why didn't you just tell her to **** off?

Comments

unwantedforlife 14

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:16

This is a form of hazing, reexport her immediately fyl

Sathane 21

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:17

You do realize that reporting her to your principal might give her a reason to think twice before being a stupid **** again, right?

tj4234 35

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:18

On the plus side, you will be super fit by the end of all this. :D

foxy_grampa 19

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:21

That's just wrong. I feel bad for you, she shouldn't be singling you out like that. What happened shouldn't matter to her at all

Rainhawk94 27

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:04

Why thumbed down? Nothing wrong with his comment

DrCoconut 3

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:29

Report her.

BrittNic0le 9

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:40

Running laps sucks but you'll just end up with sexier legs. If you wanna get to her, thank her in advance for the workout.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:44

We need a follow up of what you did...

Rainhawk94 27

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:05

She ran

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:47

What an idiot! After these grueling workouts, you're going to be even more out of her douchebag son's league. If she really wanted to **** you over, she'd bench you with a box of Ho-Ho's!