Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are devastated to return our newly adopted "cat friendly" dog to the shelter. He's perfect, other than the fact that he clearly wants to eat our cats. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, at the rescue group I volunteer at, we finally adopted out a dog that has been with us for a few years now. This was an amazing thing for us because we never thought he'd get adopted. As we were getting excited and hugging each other, the dog ran away. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
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Top comments
chocolateisyum 12
If you really liked the dog, why didn't you adopt it after you broke up with him?
doodlecloud 27
Wow...that's just messed up. I mean, you kinda deserve it for abandoning your pet - that's just cruel, you should've dumped the guy as soon as he seriously suggested it so it's kinda karma. The situation is still really messed up though so FYL..
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Comments (77)
enduriwolf 19
YDI for abandoning ur dog. if my bf ever tried making me get rid of my dogs id be like bye... my dogs come before a bf... bfs can be replaced :)
leahmae88 7
Why would you get rid of your dog just because some boy told you to? That's pathetic.
laurapiggy 3
The man would go before the dog. No question, you both suck.
Silsbee 4
Why would you give up your dog? If he was not willing to put up with your dog, that you had before you met him, then he wasn't going to be committed to the relationship in the first place.
Sarraahh_fml 6
I'd give up any boy for my dog. People need to get their priorities straight.
yzzami 17
If you have to choose between boyfriend and dog. Choose the dog every time
natsaysheyyy 16
YDI for sure! You gave up your dog for a guy? And especially one that is manipulating? You're an idiot. I would never give up my dog for anyone. If you weren't ready to give that dog a home for the rest of its life, you should have never gotten him in the first place. Shame on you, you're disgraceful to the pet owners everywhere.
kirbydumas 10
Never give up the doggie for the bf. No man will love u as much as ur dogs
Rogue_Rhoswen 2
Why the hell would you give up your dog for a boyfriend? I wouldn't even give up my dog for a husband. WTF is wrong with you? It's not like you gave away a jacket your bf didn't like, it's a living, breathing creature that would have loved you way more and way longer than the bf. I hope the dog pees on your leg.
nickolascronk 3
He was always going to leave you and dident wanna fight for custody. Brilliant.