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By Nyomi12 - 06/05/2016 14:29 - United States - Oxford

Today, my drunk brother woke me up when he called me from jail. I went down there to see if it was worth bailing him out, and found out that he had found a coyote, and got it to follow him into a PetSmart. And coyote bit him when he tried to put it into a little sweater. I share genes with that. FML
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cr500guy 11

That's kind of impressive

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Jakuri 12

That's...I'm sorry, but that's kind of awesome. XD

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cr500guy 11

That's kind of impressive

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Jakuri 12

That's...I'm sorry, but that's kind of awesome. XD

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Rockinroyaltyx3 21

He has such a way with animals....I didn't say what kind of way....just a way..

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TxAsMaD3 19

How was this not on the main page ??

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Scootythedog 17

Did he name it?

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GhostFox 33

I'm begrudgingly impressed. That was either a very tame coyote or your brother could have a promising career as a dog trainer. Then again, some guy in my town adopted a dog a few states over, brought him home, had him for years, the dog got hit by a car. He took him to the vet and found out the 'dog' was actually a coyote. This discovered during autopsy, so at least he didn't have to put him down? My town is full of weird people.

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