Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, our daughter has actually been dating a decent guy, compared to the usual losers, and was going to meet his parents. My wife put her foot in it by repeating over and over again how important meeting the parents is. She psyched her out so bad, she cancelled meeting his parents and dumped him. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, my daughter came to me crying because the boy she’s been rejecting for 8 months stopped asking her out, and is now dating someone else. Apparently she secretly liked him and is mad he gave up. That boy dodged a bullet, but I still have to put up with her crazy ass though. FML
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embracingsilence 15
Is your daughter's name Stacy?
Grimmerie 31
That's a pretty understandable reaction if you consider how important it is for young teenage girls to feel accepted, wanted, and desirable. So much of our society stresses that girls have no value outside of being desirable partners so a lot of girls are taught that that's what their self worth is based on. It doesn't justify her being mad at you but it does somewhat explain it. It seems like she's reacting out of hurt and lashing out at a person who will accept and love her without any ulterior motive. It often feels "safer" to take out those feelings of hurt on someone you know for sure loves you. Give her room, and then be there to support her when she's cooled off. This is one hell of a bad experience for her. What an awful and inappropriate thing for her boyfriend to say, let alone do.
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Comments (96)
cathrope 10
The song "I want Stacy's mom" comes to mind.
aura07 7
What a little shit of a boy.
samanthaella 1
Stacy's mom has got it going on, apparently.
KrissiKat 8
She's probably really self conscious now, and not REALLY mad at you. She's probably very hurt and feeling unattractive, at least compared to you. If that had ever happened to me as a kid, I would have been mortified. She'll get over it, or she'll deal with it in her own way. You're her mom and obviously your body has matured more than hers, which is what young boys are used to seeing in pornos and TV, she will grow into hers and have that guy begging. Good luck.
worldclassrager 41
I think I read this four times to get a grasp on it... Now this could be disturbing if you are her mother sister then maybe not as bad...but either way he chose her and just dumping her for you is cruel and drastic
Namenlos_fml 20
Teenage boy logic
saffy66 34
Teenage girl logic - my boyfriend likes someone else so it's HER fault.
nolan__101 15
Sounds like honour out of Ross O'carrol Kelly haha
thestoryofacaleb 14
*Double take*
kimise 21
Someone took 'Ken Park' a bit too seriously...
Paws_Cat 29
Do you got it goin' on?