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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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13?.... damn....

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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Parenting Epic Fail

MolnijaKisa 0

#88 for the win. I completely agree with psychox.

Whit3boy12 0

lmfao ouch. you better not let her out of the house ever again

i feel sorry for you man. teach your kid thats what i think. im like whoa she's 13!

That's shocking. I hope it was a joke.

take her to steve wilkos or something.

rabidsammich522 0

can i have her number? :)

Jeseus f***ing christ!! 13!?! God at thirteen, i was still playing with my mr. potato head!