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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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13?.... damn....

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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little ***** needs to get a slap across the face, and someone to bang her, HARD. (NOT THE WAY YOU MAY BE THINKING :D)

FYL? you're a shitty parent, and you deserve this... f**k her life. how does a thirteen year old even get enough free time alone to be sexually active? oh yeah, that's right... because you let her be a lazy bitch. put her ass in after school programs, sports, etc... just get her involved, and she has to be INTERESTED or it will just get worse so don't force shit down her throat either. whatever you do stop rasing your kid by using the t.v. as a babysitter. (btw I'm a 21yr old, single, childless male who has a better grasp on how to raise a kid than you do, you deserve it x's 1000)

@249 if you dont have a kid, then you have no right to call him a bad father. people cant properly someone unless they've been there themselves, but i do agree that 13 yr-olds should not be doing that.

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first off sorry dude ur parenting failed 100% 2nd haha omg shes obviously a **** 3rd shes a dumbass for telling you and ofcourse having sex at such a young age 4th i hope shes grounded for being a dumb betch

for all of those great parents who smother the **** out of their precious elementary, middle and high schoolers, check to see what happens to them in college...they don't know what the heck to do with all of that freedom, and most generally crash and burn. ******* up is actually a fantastic way of learning. and #67, thank you, i nearly wet my pants reading your post. as a current psych major i can tell you will be a fantastic psychiatrist. to the OP: sometimes when teens get into bad crowds like that, the best way to fix things is to move. i know that sounds dramatic, but it's easier to start over than to go against the crowd. especially when you're that young.

#252, you arrogant twat. I go to college with tons of kids who "crashed and burned" and they're worse off than I am, a kid who was, well I wouldn't say smothered, but sheltered. I love how you're a "current psych major" and you can tell us that you're going to be "a fantastic psychiatrist." I'm sorry, but get your head out of your ass, please. that sentence was completely uncalled for, as you failed to relate it to why your idea was good. the more times I read through it, the more I realize that you put it there just to stroke your own ego.

#253 he/she was talking to #67 not about him/herself.......notice how he/she said "YOU will be a fantastic psychiatrist." not "I will be a fantastic psychiatrist."

......ur obviously a bad parent....

Go get her tested. NOW. She might have herpes, gonnorhea, syphillis, or maybe something even worse!!!

lemme get her number haha