Noname
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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finitely 0
13?.... damn....
Jeniusjay919 0
omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****
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little_sis 0
She could of just been joking, but really i dont know. I know a 13 year old who on her birthday gave a bj to her boyfriend. But I did this to my older brother (he's 20) before I read this and everyother kid in my school was doing it to.... the joke not "IT". But you know, I dont. Oh by the way my brother got pissed and punched my boyfriend so i wouldnt do the joke part if i were you! sorry about your kid
gregthestrange 3
^ what? that blurb of words was very hard to read please use better sentence structure next time
sarahskinnyjeans 0
Ok so that's sad but I'm not gonna lie, this made me laugh REALLY HARD!
common12 0
doesnt matter she's preteen if you haven't notice, kids are becoming mature in an early stage i have a lil cousin thats like not even going to school and he's reading newspaper and he has probably a high iq than anyone else i know......he's also more talkative dan me.....brilliant child yeah sex was on my mind like pre-teen
ZyQo 0
you are a loser for being a vigin til you were 22,haha. and for the thing about your daughter. who gives a rat's ass.? most people loose their viginity around 14 or 15. and if she is mature then who cares. age doesnt matter it's weather she is mature and grown.
2sexy4shirts 0
ground her ass.
fcbarcafan19 0
good lord keep a better watch on your kids.
ddr_fml 0
well to tell you the truth as much as i hate how shit happens the age for kids to have sex is getting smaller and smaller when i was young i heard 18 was to young to have sex..... i had sex at 16 and know my sis has came to me that shes having sex i have to get BC pills for my 15 year sister i would should recommend bc pills if u get worried paranoid
flyfallfadeaway 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA i would do that to my mom, just to bug her. if you really think that she was being serious, though, time for a talk.
squeaky_fml 0
at least you know, anyway. Make sure she knows how to protect herself.