Noname
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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finitely 0
13?.... damn....
Jeniusjay919 0
omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****
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brooklynzgear 0
#22 made me roflmao hahaha
tinkerbell67 0
why would anyone choose "you deserve that one" on this one? i obviously chose "i agree, your life is f**ked" because it honestly is. it's not your fault that your daughter lost her virginity! @22 he said she had sex. not gave a ********. what are you, mormon?
flyinggremlin 0
Abstinence-only educations work. Just ask Sarah Palin's daughter.
Captainshit 0
This is why i never want to have a girl. Not saying it would be any better for the child to have been a boy, just a lot less disturbing.
tkdhkdmaster 0
I don't want to be mean, but its probably your fault. You should try talking to her about why its wrong and not punish her. Good luck with your children.
sadie700 0
If I found out my 13 year old was having sex... I would beat the hormones out of her
emptyego 0
Some fine parenting you've done there...
peypey_fml 0
holy crap thats so messed up!
Lauren324 18
These days teenagers (13-19) have become alot more adventurous and mature. Also being pressured by her follow peers may have something to do with it. Its not that bad though as long as shes safe. She now knows if she likes it or not. I lost my virginity at 13 also.
choicefresh 2
Eek.