By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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ldotforever 0

wow, i personally dont know anyone who's ever had sex at that age nevermind, someone who would tell their parents about it sucks to be you..

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emosk8er 0

ok here im 12 i found out abut sex at 9 and quite francly shes not dumb she learnead faster than others like i did and quit truely i wanna get laid. i do no kiddin not a joke

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gregthestrange 3

#254, my bad. I take back what I said then, I read what you wrote wrong. I apologize

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a_1_S_t_3_a_k 0

That's pretty disgusting and really doesn't bode well for your parenting skills.

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lifegoesonxo 0

wow, thats unreal.

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emosk8er 0

hey can I have her phone number.

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emosk8er 0

i if she knows about that stuff we got that in common

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Supahnova 14

And you didn't see this coming? [shakes head]

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emosk8er 0

seriously id make a good bf

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