Today, my date came to pick me up for a date. As I was getting into his car, a large blister on my foot burst. My foot is now swimming in a pool of hot, liquid pus. FML
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Szaszaspasz 26
Hi! It's the OP. The blister formed earlier in the day because of a new pair of running shoes I was breaking in. The blister didn't seem too bad, but it got filled up as the day progressed. As I got into the car, it burst. I never let on because my shoes were not open-toes. The date was great, we went to Pizza Hut, but I got tomato sauce on my outfit. I'm a klutz FML This was in 1990. I was too nervous to run back up to my barracks and do something about the blister. I was 19 at the time.
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gosh_mate 30
If it was just as you were getting into the car, couldn't you have explained the situation and ran into the house for a bandage or something?
carlfirebolt 27
what happened after that?
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elcee1987 18
A similar thing happened to me last month, except I was wearing brand new leather suede Reef flip flops. There's still a splatter stain on them.
Szaszaspasz 26
FYL. I'm sorry that happened to you. That is bad. My shoes weren't expensive or new. Because they were just flat shoes with a closed toe, my dinner date was none the wiser.