Today, my date came to pick me up for a date. As I was getting into his car, a large blister on my foot burst. My foot is now swimming in a pool of hot, liquid pus. FML
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Szaszaspasz 26
Hi! It's the OP. The blister formed earlier in the day because of a new pair of running shoes I was breaking in. The blister didn't seem too bad, but it got filled up as the day progressed. As I got into the car, it burst. I never let on because my shoes were not open-toes. The date was great, we went to Pizza Hut, but I got tomato sauce on my outfit. I'm a klutz FML This was in 1990. I was too nervous to run back up to my barracks and do something about the blister. I was 19 at the time.
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gosh_mate 30
If it was just as you were getting into the car, couldn't you have explained the situation and ran into the house for a bandage or something?
carlfirebolt 27
what happened after that?
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Szaszaspasz 26
Hi! It's the OP. The blister formed earlier in the day because of a new pair of running shoes I was breaking in. The blister didn't seem too bad, but it got filled up as the day progressed. As I got into the car, it burst. I never let on because my shoes were not open-toes. The date was great, we went to Pizza Hut, but I got tomato sauce on my outfit. I'm a klutz FML This was in 1990. I was too nervous to run back up to my barracks and do something about the blister. I was 19 at the time.
yerawizardlizzy 27
You wrote an FML about something that happened 25 years ago? Why?
DoomedGemini 38
Because it was a FML moment?
BrutalEater 15
Haha nice!
brownapple 22
#65 an*
Szaszaspasz 26
We had no internet in those days.
Grenith 21
Mark this down in the list of shit I can't unread.
worldclassrager 41
Want to come in for some tea or something then go out?
thisguy0421 2
I don't like how the word "date" is written twice. Nonetheless FYL OP.
ThatOneAstro 15
Ew.The whole shoe just flooded?Sorry OP.
militarybrat 21
Ew ew ew lol. But damn that had to hurt. Were you able to get rid of the stain? Or the smell? *gags*
Szaszaspasz 26
There was no smell (thank God!). It was a clear liquid that filled my shoe. It was just dinner and not a prolonged date. It didn't hurt too bad the blisters that hurt is when the skin is torn. I had a few large ones since then from long marches and such. Thank you all for you comments and support. I know not to wear women's running shoes. That's how I got the blister
exoticwaved 9
I've heard a lot of excuses why women claim they don't want sex tonite, but this is on a new level.
PlasterBlaster9 13
Eww.. Stay clean, not dirty enough to get blisters, eww!
passinthrough 1
Since when do blisters have anything to do with hygiene?
MzZombicidal 36
I don't think you understand blisters...
Szaszaspasz 26
The blister was a little over and inch around and on my instep.
GravityOfLove 3
"Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood."