Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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i'm a teenager. a"child" in my fathers eyes. and it's easily 28 degrees Celsius outside. and he managed to make me wear jeans and a jumper, saying it would be cold. i didn't know we were going there. He thought it would be ok for me to walked around in a giant meat freezer.
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DocBastard 40
Unless he carried you in there or dragged you kicking and screaming, you have no excuse because you walked your own dumb ass into the place. With a name like "Super Butcher", what did you expect to find inside, daisies and rainbows?
joeytheman 10
That's terrible! I'm curious tho, are you one of the vegetarians that are against animal slaughter?
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frostedmist 4
just google it...
thekrammer 5
I love steak!!
irishman1989 0
Mmm. Bacon. The gateway meat for vegetarians.
datoismyname 22
Looks like he's trying to convert you.
garfield224 0
Christ
ifbrockd 0
Good
The__Redneck 7
Hope that cured you.
downtime 13
140, Agree, we weren't designed to eat meat, we are capable of it. We are capable of many things, it doesn't mean we have to or should do them. It's like saying the body is capable of killing mutated cells so we shouldn't wear sunscreen. 13, People are capable of eating entirely vegetarian diets and being healthy. So, that defeats the "designed to eat meat" theory, doesn't it? I'll await your ill-informed rebuttal.
hateevryone 15
i think he's sending you a message.
downtime 13
And of course the body doesn't regulate its hormone production, and excess of hormones has no negative consequences. We also haven't established that the body has a tolerance level of different substances in foods, which of course varies between people and could easily be shifted by the presence of excess hormones. Nope, none of that is true. Dunno why I even said it.