Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML
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Thankfully he's only a PE teacher. Not to discredit PE teachers, but at least he is not in a position to actually provide information to students. This guy is an absolute nutjob. These are real claims he has argued in the past: -evolution is a lie (no surprise) -dogs are more intelligent than chimpanzees -our most sophisticated equipment can't see outside our galaxy (lol) -humans are the only animals that rely on fruits and vegetables for food And many, many others. He's the type of person to argue with a chef because he read a cookbook. It's sad.
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Steve97 32
Does he think the earth is flat too?
fakedsincerity 32
Well at least you're not related by blood, so that's one good thing.
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Comments (155)
tdawg91 17
Please be an english teacher, please be an english teacher, Please be an english teacher!
Ethan_Anonymous 28
More like an FML for his students
EarlFug 19
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein
shay_serendipity 29
That is one of my favorite quotes of all time and it actually does coincide with the FML quite well haha
hoosiergirl94 31
You can't fix stupid
Soverain 15
Does he think the earth is in the middle of the solar system and the moon landing was a hoax?
ohSNAPyall 27
Ask him to explain why the Earth has day and night.
piiiiiou_fml 12
Because the sun turns around the earth! :)
EarlFug 19
Geez, no need to get all heliocentric about it.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
"I'm telling you, people: the Earth revolves around the SUN!" "BUUUUUURN HIIIIM!!"
BrotherPhil 35
E pur si muove
RedPillSucks 33
does he teach in Texas?
Kurby14 21
I feel bad for whatever students he teaches.
lationas 25
This is why the U.S. isn't anywhere near the top in education..
ThePaperDragon 31
I pray he does not teach anything that concert space or the shape of the planet. Does he believe every large celestial body is flat?