Love: Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 00:38 - Canada

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my younger cousin bought his girlfriend of 3 months a bunch of flowers. The only flower I've ever got from my boyfriend of 3 years is a plastic one he found on the floor in a bar. FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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By Marymary - 27/08/2019 20:00

Today, my cousins and I were walking past bars, choosing one go to. I recently got my hair cut short and thought it was cute. A little boy walking beside us looked at me and said, "Are you a boy?" His mother shushed him and said, "No dear, she's just flat-chested." FML

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By Pseudo - 21/06/2016 05:33 - France - Vitry-le-fran?ois

Today, I asked my little cousin if he had a girlfriend if he had a girlfriend. “Yes,“ he said. “Two, but I’m going to keep the one with the biggest boobs.“ He’s 7. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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By Az - 13/06/2012 00:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2019 20:00

Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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Sunday 7 June 2009 9:37

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA!!! Epic WIN!

Rauron 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:36

lolwut Are flowers the new hanky code?

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nick0011 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:46

lmao you just got burned

bnjjrvd 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:48

That's what it means? Wow.. And, that's pretty adorable :)

wild_thing46 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:49

ahahaha aww thats so cute! but i am sorry that sux... you'll find someone :]

Zenma 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:51

#10 808! I'm from Hawaii as well ;)

dumplings_fml 1

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:51

At least he's trying to help? Hahaha. cute.

myexsucks 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:53

Hahahahaha. Funny kid.

blalien 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:54

Wow, this has to become a nation wide thing. Can you imagine how much money you could save not buying drinks for unavailable girls?

jnic 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:56

Hm, stupid "I took a little kid seriously" FML #2398420973 of the day...

mylifeisfucked16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:58

This made me laugh out loud real hard hahahahahahah :P Your cousin is very cute. And yes! I wish this was a nationwide thing. It would be cool hahah :P