Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
fannylovesfelix tells us more.
Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)
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UndeadMerc89 0
Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia
W33nie 0
I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML
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Comments (139)
MadeOfAwesome 1
Ouch. I literally just cringed :/
PoolOfIck 0
lol "sharp pain around my ******"
definatelywierd 0
This needs a cartoon. STAT
kile88 2
aw kinda cute.. in a gross way
fuzion50 6
so your pussy attacked your pussy?
matiu_fml 0
Nothing wrong with a bit a puss' on puss' action
Skimbap 0
Looks like you got 2 ******* between ur legs
88sforlife 0
Cats Like The Smell Of Fish
Ohhawtdayumm 0
this made me laugh so hard that my stitches on my wisdom teeth popped. Thanks.
danggitserinn201 0
YDI for not shutting the door and locking it.