By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 06:12 - United States - Amelia

Today, my brother thought New Year's would be more epic and memorable if the fireworks were set off in the family room and not outside. It is memorable. FML
I agree, your life sucks 742
You deserved it 60
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TweetAnne 13

Lighten up. He just wanted 2012 to go out with a bang. You'll laugh later

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erin1994 9

I don't get how op deserved it? It's not his fault his brother isn't smart Edit: sorry there were More you deserve it's, than your life sucks when I wrote this

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paulpings 6

I love stupid people doing stupid things, it means others don't have to try the stupid things to find out how bad the outcome would be! Although this one should have been obvious!

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OrangeKnife 10

How does it occur in the human brain to ******* set fireworks in a house. He needs to see a doctor.

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YooEfO 4

Why is every FML written this way? It makes me wonder if they're fake. Why can't anyone ever be blunt and say. Today, my brother set fire works off in the house, and put a hole in the roof. FML whatever I know it's more interesting the other way, but that's my point.

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buckdharma 36

And the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night that our couch was still there

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karlee333 11

What a beautiful rendition, #51

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Enslaved 36

"Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colours burst"

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MaxG123 8

Happy new year! Shame about the fireworks..

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karlee333 11

Jack-Ass themed new year, perhaps? Epic.

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DanielleinDC 33

Your brother is an idiot. If he's a kid, he shouldn't have had access to fireworks. If he's a teenager, he should have known better.

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