Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
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Top comments
abhi95 31
Talk about awkward!
EpicSquishii 21
Keep it in the family :) The royals did it for centuries, see how that worked out?
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Comments (84)
woiz 11
and I've been accused of" keeping my eyes open while u kiss "
theaaxis 27
I dated a guy who did that... it was kinda creepy lol
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Is your boyfriend 2 years old or something? It sounds like a rather immature way to awaken someone.
xRezSynn 15
Awkward
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Ok there are so many wrong things about that FML. First: how come you tolerate your boyfriend to always wake you up by pulling on your hair? Second: how come his brother knows about this (unless you all share a room) and thinks he is entitled to do the same to you? It's pretty creepy.
StratoBreak 2
I have no idea about the second one although I'm sure there's a reason for it. As for the first part, come on dude use your common sense. You just read that this is what he usually does AND that after it she gave him a morning kiss - thinking it was him. Do you think a normal person would allow PAINFUL or ANNOYING hair pulling behaviour to continue AND reward it with a kiss? Duuuuh- no. What does this mean? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell... MAYBE... just maybe... he only gives her a very gentle tug? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Seriously, you're the third commenter who's gone on about how annoying it must be to have your hair pulled to wake up - it's like you think he YANKS on it or smth. It's obviously a very gentle tug which I imagine would be quite cute. If he pulled it any harder than that it would be painful/annoying and the LAST thing she would do is give him a kiss in return. Use your brains.
jc10x 8
Nothing like brotherly love!
boudin227 13
That's gonna be hard to explain to your boyfriend :/
FML_14u2c 14
I guess them waking you up the same way runs in their family?
lambda_fml 40
Lucky Brother.
seriouslygenuine 10
I would not want to be waken up by getting my hair pulled...
chuckcloninger 12
Funny to wake people by pulling on their hair? He would only wake me once that way! Do you wake him by yanking his hair as he sleeps? Bet not.
StratoBreak 2
1. she allows him to do this regularly. 2. she rewarded him - or who she thought was him - with a kiss. Now use your brains. Assuming OP is a normal person, do you think the 'hair-pulling' is more like a very gentle tug, just enough to be felt but not enough to be annoying or painful, or do you think her bf yanks her hair every morning to wake her up?