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Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

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ClaireB9 0

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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afitz105 0

I'm guessing your ex is in the military. If he is then you had it coming.

ronca 0

Oh that sucks Fyl!

Mxc210 0

SSSHHHIIITTT FYL! I feel REALLY bad for you!

lym777 0

Why is everyone assuming the guy is overseas serving a tour of duty? Maybe he's overseas on a study abroad program. Makes more sense to me why he would suddenly break up with her. That does suck. In the future, probably should avoid the dirty videos - there's no way to control who ultimately sees them.

alexgisforme3 0

oh damn gurl that boys in for somethin lol.

hawaii_love 0

The1337fmlguy (#34) You're an asshole.

neverland_fml 0

Ouch. But, I bet he'll see those tapes and goodies and feel sorry he let a hottie and a sweetie like you go. I bet that package will make him feel really bad about how he treated you. Once a cheater, always a cheater: he'll mess up your best friend and he'll get bitten in the ass by karma. For now, try and heal. :(

Phallus_fml 0

Wait, he might change his mind.

fourwheelsoffury 0

And where might I find a girl like you?

Duckasaurus 0

Is it possible he'll change his mind when he gets the package?