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Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

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ClaireB9 0

Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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Ssmartasss 0

#130, Isn't that like Jarhead? With 'the deer hunter'? ;)

ladywaldo 0

Ouch! What a bummer! But ****'em seriously not worth it!!!

Blithe_626 0

hopefully he'll regret it and come bak to u. this is pretty sad.

rustyshackleford_fml 0

he will probably eat the cookies, put the videos in his spank bank, and who knows what with the letter.

iammark26 0

aw

ShayDee313 3

those vids will be onthe nterent in 5...4.....3....

helios_rex 0

It might help you feel better if you sent me a copy of those naughty videos... some cookies wouldn't hurt either ;-)

RIKANA 0

ouch! well at least he'll soon see what kinda person he was. Oh well, his loss. RI

ammali 0

I agree with #8, he's going to feel like a total ass when he gets the package. Then if he calls you can be like "too late buddy, you already ditched the person who really cared about you" and find someone else :)