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Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

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ClaireB9 0

Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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jgardner12 0

Maybe he doesn't want you to care about him for the chance he gets killed and he does not want you to go through that. Then again that's probably not the reason hope he realizes what he did to the caring girl that you seem to be.

audders 0

Sounds like my life. My boyfriend has been at sea for almost 4 months and just decided to break up with me. Hope he takes you back!

sparda4355 0

And those videos will be on ex girlfriend revenge in T minus 5 days 12 hours and 26 minutes...

emba_fml 13

...probably not

likeewtfzoya 0

D: aww im sorry!

sondramcfail 0

Awkward. =/

slutsstud 0

omg! i'M SO SORRY!

SLY_some1luvsyou 0

he'll call you in a week. no worries. :D

AnaMaree 0

Haha at #52. You'll be going back out in no time.

SaintJared 0

Hopefully he'll die in the war before he gets it.