bettycrocker
United States
Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
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YouSpinMyHead 0
Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)
Rawrrr14 0
In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]
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BaldOuting 0
why did he break up with you?
mattmag 0
Or some foreign postal worker is jerking off to those videos right now... Maybe (being optimistic here) he thought the situation was too hard on you, so he's breaking it off for your sake.
youfailatlife 0
#43, who are you kidding? Military guys are the worst! In fact, I ****** your man last night.
vanityinsanity 0
ohhh nooo!
sostoned 0
week old cookies.. nice
DONTbEMO 0
I see the scene in JARHEAD replaying here, a bunch of military guys gathering around watching the video eating your cookies... i'm so sorry!
wbrycem 0
You know that tape will be on the www in the future.
belisama_fml 0
"Hopefully he'll die in the war before he gets it." SaintJared You, sir, are a cold-hearted ass. What kind of crap is that seriously? Do you even care that there is a very real possibility that he COULD die! OP I'm sorry that happened to you if I were you I'd ask for a reason
foreverxalwaysx 0
oh shit D: i'm sorry i agree with #6
iluv2laugh105 0
Argh, I send stuff like that to my man overseas all the time... Lo siento chica.