Anonyme
Bogot, Colombia
Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he was whispering, he said, “So they can’t hear me.” FML
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LennyComa 39
Well they can be vengeful little bastards.
janfleury 19
Truth. You never know where they are and how many friends they have.
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dontknow1 19
I think he was just trying to make you laugh.
Littlethings1 5
At least he was being considerate of the mosquitoes' feelings...
geniusness 6
He was correct to stay away from buzzwords.
CaptainTagada_fml 9
Plot twist : When he said "they", he wasn't talking about the moskitos.
J352SAURUS 30
I don't mean to be rude, but why is this an FML?
Aura_Borealis 21
this is amazing
cho_bee 9
They can read lips...
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Well, the mosquitoes are ******* and anyone will tell you that's not a time when you welcome disturbance.