Anonyme
Mahajanga, Madagascar
Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual attention. He woke me up by putting a slice of ham on my head. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.
myGRAM 14
No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...
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Attacksloth 33
What the heck is "unusual attention"?
shitstorm28 11
consider being more specific.
naajster 14
can't complain, you got what you wished for
melanielovejeff 15
Did he rub it in your face?
Babblebeth 3
What does "love unusual attention" even mean? I'd wake someone up with ham if they said that too because it's nonsense
Lazureneku777 13
...yep. definitely a keeper.
Oppression_fml 19
Careful what you wish for I guess.
Grenith 21
I'm sorry your boyfriend has a good sense of humor. He's just trying to make you smile.
Wishe 17
Lol, your boyfriend is awesome.
ssnow_fml 20
Be careful what you wish for....