Anonyme
Mahajanga, Madagascar
Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual attention. He woke me up by putting a slice of ham on my head. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
Better that it's ham and not his sweaty balls.
myGRAM 14
No one ever serves me breakfast in bed...
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Comments (42)
ThrottleJockey 36
I fail to see the issue here.
Sirin_fml 47
Test.
Dusty_Cups 30
This is hilariously awesome. Where's the "favorite" button when I need it?
obewonstrangeone 18
I'm so upset that I can't favorite this! It's so great
vegantreegirl 26
You probably should have been more specific. ;)
SteveDudleyUK 10
Similar thing happened to me and my girl. I put a ricotta cheese lasagne on her head as she slept but she said that was whey pasta joke.
Bigus1234 6
You have a keeper there!
MiaTheMartian 21
To be fair, I have no idea what unusual attention means
CatOnFire 4
Technically you can't fault him for not listening :P
RebeccaMcQu 6
How is this an FML? It is a good thing yay ham