By mynameiscrazy - 08/07/2012 01:42 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML
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mynameiscrazy 2

No, this happened in Australia, and no it was not featured on the news of any sort. It happened on 30 June 2012, aha.

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unknown_user5566 26

I bet you were both concentrating on the practice of safe sex for the evening. Little did you know, fire safety would have been more practical.

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whatsup215 0

He wanted to heat things up I see ;)

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AugustBurnsToast 14

My psychic abilities are sensing lots of reservations in your future.

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Micheal0902 1

Was this fire in Duluth Georgia? Cuz I saw a fire at 7 here and noone was home:

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zachherbert 10

Just because it said "today", doesn't necessarily mean it happened today. Chances are, it was a different fire.

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BunchieRules 31

49 - I agree. Coming from a frequent moderator, it can take a long time for certain FMLs to be published/rejected. I think after we vote, everything is averaged out, and then it has to be reviewed by the FML gods, etc. It's a tedious process.

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mynameiscrazy 2

No, this happened in Australia, and no it was not featured on the news of any sort. It happened on 30 June 2012, aha.

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FlameFist 7

#20, if you look at the original FML, it has a location tag that says "Australia." Why did you even ask in the first place?

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GovernorGeneral 8

Is it just me or is it hot in here? ;D

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SweetJTBR 22

When you put it like that kyleekay, it makes me want to become a fire-fighter.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Rough sex?

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unknown_user5566 26

Is that an offer?

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patrickalamo 47

Hot Sex, ending in a wet cooling sensation.

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FlameFist 7

#69 Having your comment number as 69 just made that a ton funnier.

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igive 29

and wearing nothing but boots, hat, and the fire house ;)

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alohalili 0

Op I'm sorry but he did try :/

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br0ccoli 14

Not the kind of rug burn you were hoping for, right?

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Fmlsea 28

that sucks but at least your bf tried , not alot do.

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21bebe 0

You look like kholoe kardashian. Just had to let that out there.

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couturedoll 7

Hey, at least it's the thought that counts...

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