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mintcar 10
Seems like a lot of the men on FML confuse their current girlfriends with their ex. WTF is up with that? FYL OP.
Ninjafriends 1
That's not his ex, that's his fiancée.
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Comments (93)
DalekScythe 0
your boyfriend recycles! :D
MegamiKaosu 28
sounds like an fml few months ago(maybe) where the bf did the same thing only worded different
Nudi_fml 13
It puzzles me how dorks like him can get girlfriends, while the good guys struggle.
SkoomaKi 28
Ouch, do t let him of easily with that. It even end it. Hes obviously still thinking about his ex.
gators1995 30
Ouch and I am sorry to hear that OP
ashleyylove3 22
And now hopefully he's your ex
rreilly 8
Pulled a classic Ross
daemonsparta 16
I'm guessing amber is his ex because she said no
fantasyworld 39
Glad you dumped him.