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mintcar 10
Seems like a lot of the men on FML confuse their current girlfriends with their ex. WTF is up with that? FYL OP.
Ninjafriends 1
That's not his ex, that's his fiancée.
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Comments (93)
RedPillSucks 33
OP, if he's too cheap/lazy to buy a new card with your own name, its time to kick him to the curb.
TheLastZombie 3
Sounds like a re-gift..
DinoJr99 0
maybe he was gonna do your name but couldnt find one and he gave you that instead.
xElizabeth13x 0
say yes bitch! ahaha I'm totally kidding ;) haha what an ass
Skatejock21 0
the name probs slipped, he's human, it happens.
RUSH777 0
I really wish there was a 'I think this was another made-up FML, and I don't believe it for a second' button.
CreativJam 3
I take thee Emily
ohaimrmuffin 0
FYL OP, but there a lot of FMLs about this kind of thing.. anyone else notice..
CoconutBizkit 3
YDI for assuming he actually proposed to you. lol
Calyx_fml 22
It was probably intentional. He wants you to dump him because he's too much of a pussy to do it himself. So he gave you a reason... Use it.