Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend of six years was going to propose to me. We're high school sweethearts and he was my first. Just as he was looking into my eyes he said, "I've been seeing someone else for two years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
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shananigans 0
You mean ex boyfriend right?
nerdsgetmehot 23
You should have commenced making out with his best friend right then and there. Then, when he balks about what you've just done, say "What did you expect?" If OP were a guy and his girlfriend had said that, I would advise the exact same thing. :P
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Comments (80)
EvilDave 13
If he is still your boyfriend, YDI.
XxdarkangelxX13 0
wow FHL for not having a brain:P there's no way he'll get more girlfriends like that :) forget him u can do better:)
Pearljammer001 0
welcome to texas, here, only assholes get girls. I still can't convince myself to be an asshole though... :( I hope you slapped him
vivienmoore 0
would he be faithful to men?
monster_tamer 11
Don't be an ass. Just be confident. Standing tall yet looking at ease does wonders. Unfortunately, assholes just happen to be very confident in their assholery.
UNI_cornZ 6
excuse me? dump him and dump him quickly
DarkCity320 0
Well at least you found that out now rather than when you're married!
Steffi 26
Leave him, and then post it all over the Internet, so his next girlfriend (if he gets one) should hopefully find that info before it's too late.
EverdreamOfMe 24
Well at least you know now instead of finding out the hard way...
danimal_crackerz 26
Erm is there a typo? Think u meant ex boyfriend?