Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Did he use one of those Taco Bell sauce packets?
gorbagil 0
Hes a dick
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Comments (81)
fml2102008 1
what a loser of a boyfriend you have there.
artkiid 0
whatta twat. dump him.
urbanimpression 6
WHAT A FLAMING ****** HEAD POOP SNIFFING FARTHOLE CRAP EATER FAG FAG.
cactus_fml 0
That sucks.
lindzXcore 0
**** HIS life.
sickinlove13 0
aww I'm sorry, hun. At least he didn't break it off completely, right? He just needs a little time. Be patient. I've been with my boyfriend for 2 years and marriage hasn't even crossed his mind. Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be work out.
Leaveittosteven 0
Kill your boyfriend.
um_duh 0
After 2 years if he isn't ready for the commitment he never will be. Dump him now while you still have the chance rather than letting him string you along for another few years when you finally get frustrated & leave him
fmlbaby_fml 0
So true!
araceli86 0
Honey, if he asked you then pulls out 2 minutes later.....KICK HIM TO THE CURB!!! You can do better. There are plenty of men out there ready and willing to settle down with a good woman. Hes not one of them.=/
kateisbored 0
It's for the best then.