Love: Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

My bf and I jokingly proposed to each other yesterday, saying we'd get married tomorrow. But since I'm not 18, we said that we'd get married the day after my birthday. We've been together for two months

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Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML

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Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

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Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and roommate got into a fist fight over a magic trick. They ended up putting a huge hole in the wall that's going to be expensive to fix. We're renting my boss's house. FML

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Today, I was stopped and questioned by two officers for walking on a public trail in broad daylight. Someone (I think it was the older woman with the two dogs I saw) claimed there was a strange man in a hoodie mumbling to himself. I was wearing a hoodie, but I’m a woman and I was singing along with my music. FML

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