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anonymous United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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Your boyfriend threw logic out the window. What a douche

That's a little immature on his part, but whatever makes him feel better about himself. He'll get past it.

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Dream ****.

Win

iamhilarious 0

I bet the outcome would be a lot different if his best friend is a female.

No please don't clarify because noone cares that much. Enough info was given in the FML. The universe will unfold as it should.

Why would you tell him about that dream?

Re-read the story. It was her bfs dream

the OP clearly states that it was HIS dream, not hers. common mistake, but you may want to read more carefully before you make comments.

he dreamed it, not she

Am not saying you have or are going to cheat on your boyfriend, but has anything happened recently that made him get suspicious? Anything that you did unintentionally? While i agree he did over react, obviously after 5 years you mean a lot to him, so try talking to him and set his mind at ease

Yes, her bf has a bad dream...but somehow something she did caused it? I think the BF is just being a baby here.

Expertfail 0

YDI for being a dream-slag! Well seriously, he'll get over it in a couple hours. If not, why are you with this guy!?

slag? lol

charmanderCHAR 5

It's a term Brits use; it means *****. Btw, Expert Fail, I seriously hope you didn't give this FML a YDI. If so, you're a twat.

Wow my bf has a lot of dreams about other girls but even I (who has a very short temper) don't get that upset about it XD not like he dreamed about it cause he wanted to. It's not even like it really happened =_= he should chill.

My g/f does that stuff, though she doesn't get all cold and bitchy.

Ummm a few girls would do that:P

ultraslick 0

You want to make him talk? tell him that a dream of his gf and his bestfriend having sex is a subconscious desire for himself to sleep with his best friend. That'll get over this dream quick