Today, my boyfriend called me and he was very upset, crying that he had been betrayed. He then began to explain that his friend had slept with his ex-girlfriend. I asked why he was so upset, and he said he still loved her, and really thought they were going to be able to work things out. FML
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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was staying at a friend's, and I called my girlfriend in the morning to serenade her awake with a sweet song. My friend stared at me, then shook his head and said, "I suddenly understand why you got cheated on in the past." FML
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mobius8 0
Tell him you slept with his friend as well, and you can understand why his ex made the choice she did.
sealsini84 0
Ive been there... my advice get rid of him
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Comments (66)
orhlixyone 0
You know what, your BF is an ass! You should've given him more reason to cry by breaking up with him at that precise moment. The nerve he has for vene crying infront of you!
_THE_MASTER_ 0
get rid of that tool. kick him in the balls for good measure. and also tell him that nobody loves him, and nobody ever will, because he's a whiny little bitch and he deserves to be alone for the rest of his life, always pining after the chick who banged his best friend. at least, i would to that if i was a girl and in your situation. normally, if a girl does that to me, and we've been dating, (granted, this only happened with ONE of my ex-gf's) i told her that it was probably because god hated her. and then called her a *****. and then broke it off with her. but, then again, I'm VERY mature. =P
beerab 0
Make him cry harder by dumping him.
capilot 10
Proper response would have been "Aww, sweetie, what rotten luck. Your best friend slept with your ex, and you got dumped all on the same day."
xtatik 0
OMG!!!! this is sooooo messed up!!
enormouselephant 15
Like totally.
jmiller253 0
damn ur the girlfriend and u don't even exist in his world.
C_R_A_S_H_E_R_S 0
You should've told him, "Wow, that's funny.... I slept with your friend TOO."
justanotherhuman 21
agree with #56. This is screwed up in more ways than I can count. Simple solution though = leave him. #58 was funny too. FYL.
Shmeh 0
yeah, basically, the same thing happened to me. break up with him, i'm sure you already did, which is a smart move. hes a dick to do that to you. and it sucks because his ex gf already moved on, and hes still hooked on her, when he should be hooked on you. ugh it's just, wrong.
xTheBasicFlawx 0
Wow, that's hard. :( If he does love her though, I understand, but that doesn't make it any easier for you. He shouldn't have entered into a relationship with you, obviously, and, hard as it may be, you should break up with him if you already haven't. Try to keep in mind that you probably aren't to blame at all; it's nothing that you did. He simply has feelings for someone else. It's not a slight to you, as much as it may hurt, and it's probably got nothing to do with her being better than you in any way. If you can't tell, I've been through this sort of thing, and I think the worst thing you can do is beat yourself up about it. Hopefully, you don't love him, since it'll be a whole lot easier to move on that way, but, if you do, good luck, seriously. On the bright side, he did tell you. The truth hurts, but it's better to know than to think he loves you if he doesn't. Chin up...there're better, less involved people out there just waiting for someone to love and treat right. :)