Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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RpiesSPIES 27
Assuming that was his actual excuse, he still lied. Because in the period of time between him saying 'no' and you two breaking up, you were still dating.
jckxzie 15
What a loser..
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Comments (58)
adamo_erebus 26
wtf, is your boyfriend 12?
Carpathiavh99 0
If he's telling people that you're not dating, then he doesn't want to be with you in the first place. It's probably better this way.
karlpilkington 10
Wh.. What? You don't realise how lucky you are now that he's your 'ex' boyfriend.
oyevey45 12
Pretty sure he had a different reason..
Magnic 6
Your ex-boyfriend is stupid to so high degree i don't actually know if there is a word for it.
gucci925 7
Ummmmm, wow what a ****** piece of shit
alicelouise66 5
sweetie that's not why he dumped you. he's just not that into you.