Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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TKay916 15
Wait... What?
JoshuahColins 19
I sense a problem here...
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Comments (290)
iLike2Teabag 27
Holy crap
0utland 18
Yeah.. Because every girl wants their vag to be compared to their mother in laws...
Xandrick 22
Tsk tsk, you have an oedipal boyfriend. That can't be good if you're not okay with that sort of thing...
helmiz 17
woah...that'snot good
newstart11 9
I don't think I wanna no how he knows that
Kc1001 14
Get out of that relationship now! that's a huge red flag! with sirens and lights.
unclevertwat 5
Nothing beats pie just like mom's...
Bunny21 11
What the ****??? o.O
thedictator_fml 12
i dont REALLY get y this is an fml..people we dont even know when hes seen his mom naked, it might have been many years ago when he was 7 or 8, and just still remember! Aside from that, it is refreshing to see that there are still guys that arent pedophile and want every girl to look like a 9-year old down there. I think that ones way more disturbing than a guy who remembers that he saw his mother naked.
thedictator_fml 12
i dont really see why this is an fml...after all we dont know when ops bf has seen his mother naked, it could have been long ago when he was 5 or 6 and he just still remembers! Thats not creepy at all. I admit, the example is a bit unfortunate, but in general i think op is lucky to have a boyfriend that is not pedophile and wants his gf to look like a 9-year-old down there. Personally i think the fact that most men do want that, is way more creepy. (and yes, i know im gonna get thumbed down)