Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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c_venable08 6

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:07

Can I have your boyfriend? He's freaking awesome

fristinkristin 16

Saturday 14 June 2014 12:02

Haha omg that's actually pretty funny & cute!

rockmuhsoxx 2

Sunday 15 June 2014 19:30

are you serious? that's freakin adorable!

pancakesrock 7

Sunday 15 June 2014 22:13

Can I have him?

trycksh0t 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 8:00

Perfect, I needed something new to pull on my wife.

KiwiFrutie 15

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:13

that's so cute though (':

John_Egbert 6

Saturday 19 July 2014 18:48

Daaawww, that's adorable! Why would it be FML?

SofiaM0517 8

Saturday 2 August 2014 0:19

THAT'S ******* AWESOME AND ADORABLE DON'T COMPLAIN

LittleButt26 3

Saturday 9 August 2014 19:44

That's too cute

Mrman1998 7

Monday 1 September 2014 15:29

im a straihht guy, and i think that is cute.

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