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treegirl United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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Your boyfriend is awesome.

romantic!

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that is amazing! this one's a keeper!

He ate your hair, but not your pussy? Weird

OMG that's so cute

I love your boyfriend! On the plus side for you, you now get to tell him he has two vaginas and see what he things about that.

KrazyKatz3 26

Are you dating my ex...? ???

That's adorable

He sounds EXACTLY like my ex 😂😂