treegirl
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
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solitaryspook 0
Your boyfriend is awesome.
MooKee 0
romantic!
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MordercaK 0
FYL? really? lol that's cute. atleast he doesn't: -climb on you, start humping yelling, "I'm a Chihuahua!" -stick his head between your legs, under the pillows, blankets, anything really, and yell, "I'm an Ostritch!" -or while driving, get as close as he can to the wheel and yell, "I'm a racecar!" yet I still wouldn't trade him lol
NSZ 0
:O You actually have a boyfriend that does that? That being what you just listed. All of it? Wow, um... Your boyfriend has quite the imagintaion. o.O Ok no I can not hide how totally creeped out I am. I mean, how old is he? 5? At least you/we know that you are staying because you love him and that, I must say, is the most amazing thing in the world. You are one lucky bitch :)
VooDooXII 0
Well...you're dating him.
NSZ 0
I think alot of stuff are cute, like the "you are mine now" Fml. But this is just plain creepy and clingy :/ I mean he sounds like an absolute nerd to me!
whitey_fml 0
this is hilarious. if you arent going out with him anymore, can i?
TheTragicReturn 0
1. This isn't FML material. 2. If you didn't like it, why did you tolerate it for five minutes? 3. You tolerated it; YDI.
Neep_fml 0
Aw, that's adorable. Not a fyl in my opinion, but I like this. xD
aphrodita 0
Hahaha, so ******* adorable. The guy's a keeper. :D
capital_seven 0
YDI for having a boyfriend that pretends to be a koala. I envy you. D:
abriannaXOXO 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Hahaha that's a good-stupid line! I'm gonna have to use it. Minus the five minutes if eating my gfs hair.